Total Medals Earned: 232 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,370 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 4/10 (85/150 points)
Evade "A" freezing death
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu